Users tagged sex

This one mostly wants free sex, but will settle for a tasty date.

This person (female?) is obsessed with his Mother-in-law. And not in a good way.

Pedophile, no question about it. This guy should be locked up - quickly!

Non-specific sexual tastes towards both male & female of both illegal and legal ages of consent suggests potential teenage male with undeveloped sexual preference, which is supported with the choice of video-games.

This person (most likely female) seemed interested in anal sex! Also likes Viewtiful Joe and Dr. Muto.

I think that this child is looking for sex education via the internet.

I think that this person was sexually harrassed and needs help giving blow jobs. haha.

I think that this person is female, married and having an affair with a younger male. Lives in Palm Beach, Florida. Interested in non surgical cosmetic surgery. Friend mentioned - Ruth Cardwell. Sends her ecard on 4th May.

I think that this person... is a fat guy who can't satisfy the ladies he does at the hotel.

An alchoholic, also into teen porn.

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Well that just about says its all!

Looks like this person lives in New England and is looking for call center work.

BTW
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* 56. (how to prevent shitting while having anal sex 16 May, 23:49)

Looks like this person got reamed by the IRS for a few hours :(

I think that this person... is a filthy communist who doesn't realize that the porn industry needs money to bring him his precious pornography! For shame! You do realize that they have to empty out a grocery store a day to feed Anna Nicole, don't you?! Don't you?!

four words: frog sex horse sex.
Apparently wants to poison his/her children.

This one wants to know the best ways to have sex with her new boyfriend, with searches like "how to have sex for the first time", but she is a beginner ("is kissing safe"). For some reason though, his mom doesn't like her so she has to search on how to get in her good books.

This person is into taboo sex, and wants a jet ride outta the country.

Gay man who likes butt-sex and dances to trance!

I think that this person...teenaged boy who uses his computer to jerk-off and play video games.

I think that this person...doesn't mind a bit of doggy style (& by that I mean genuine doggy style) and probably wouldn't mid a bit of grandma if she was into it too. But he's a bit worried this may be abnormal behaviour so he would like to cover his tracks. Maybe it's the fact that he is into gay dog sex as opposed to regular hetero dog sex!

Girl on animal sex and most likely had a school report to do on 9/11.

"Take user 11110859 of New York City, who fell in love and then was sorry. She was up early on March 7 to buy hip-hop clothes from G-Unit; by March 26, however, there was more excitement in her life. Searches on "losing your virginity" were followed by three weeks of frantic worry about whether she was pregnant: stuff she might have hesitated to tell her best friend or her mother is all quite clear from the Google searches. But by the end of April the pregnancy scare was over and had been replaced by a broken heart. Even before she had stopped asking "Can you still be pregnant even though your period came?" she was asking "Why do people hurt others" and this was the theme of almost all her questions throughout May, culminating on the afternoon of the 19th, when she asked "How to love someone who mistreated you?"; "What does Jesus say about loving your enemies?" "What does God mean when he says bless those who spitefully use you?" Then she spent a couple of days trying to buy Betty Boop postage stamps, and the next thing we know, she was asking first for directions to the New York prison on Rikers Island, then "What items are we allowed to bring at Rikers Island" and finally for "uncoated playing cards".

from: They know all about you Monday August 28, 2006 The Guardian

"(source)":http://technology.guardian.co.uk/online/search/story/0,,1859785,00.html

I think that this person... spends their nights searching for porn.

Single male, likes the big girls. Possible sex offender from Wisconsin.

I think that this person... Has a little too much captain in him.

I think that this person has a one track mind. That one track is mom and granny, but not in a healthy way.

I think that this person... is a virgin who wants someone else to hold onto their money.