Users tagged pregnant

This girl is pregnant and has been dumped by her boyfriend.

This person is worried about a menstrual cycle that didn't come. They move along to affordable health insurance. Then they search for a correctional facility in Elmira, New York. They check out the Jerry Springer show and a few days later they're searching for surrogate mother.

I think that this person...is just fucked up. Majorly.
Likely Dyslexic.. but with a keyboard? And to such a degree?
Half his searches I couldn't type up even if I TRIED.

A gentle smattering of porn seems to make sure that this is likely is a guy.
He also believes he may be possessed. There are some people who believe that they can be possessed temporarily by spirits that produce artwork or writing with their hands.. likely the person possessing this guy is dyslexic too, also has never seen a keyboard before.
Note:
the exorcism of emily rose 04 Mar, 21:57
# free psychic readings 10 Mar, 21:06

Also, his partner may be pregnant. It is safe to assume she is beaten up on a regular basis.

I think that this person is trying way too hard to get pregnant.

Story of abortion:
# pregnant and breastfeeding
# having too many children
# abortion 20 Apr, 13:49
# hinese birth chart 21 Apr, 05:58
# how to stop breastfeeding

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Alternate analysis:
Woman in child-bearing years, lives in Virginia, seeking preschool information for baby nearing age 1, lives in Virginia.

Hubby/boyfriend chimes in to look for Jeep parts

Teenage girl in Brooklyn, pregnant. Interested in shoes, social security, skateboards for women, myspace...

I think that this person is a female career counselor in NY state, interested in home decoration and cooking, possibly pregnant (looking for baby names), looking for dining facilities in various areas with a focus on baseball venues, possibly planning a trip to Saratoga springs, and worried about ear diseases.

I think that while the lady of the house is worrying about a vaginal infection, getting drug tested when she goes in to deliver her baby, and how long to store breast milk, the man of the house is surfing straight porn, gay porn, beastiality, and game cheats.

Clues:

- Repeated searches for "eecu in fresno"; this is most likely the Educational Employees Credit Union. Combined with another search for "la campesina in bakersfield" and the baby name searches below, I think we have a hispanic schoolteacher near Fresno.

- Lots of searches for baby names, strollers, pregnancy information. So it's a pregnant woman of childbearing age. A later search narrows the baby name search to boys, so she probably had the sex determined. She was searching specifically for Aztec, Spanish and Brazilian names, strengthening the Hispanic hypothesis. If we assume that she could be fairly certain of the pregnancy at 2 months, the start of searches in March suggests an October/November due date.

- She looked for information on Carribean cruises and BMWs; she's reasonably well off.

SO:

This is a female, hispanic schoolteacher, living and working near Fresno, CA, probably between 25 and 35 years old. She's expecting her first child, a boy, in October or November.

I think that this person... needs to stop using the search box to tell her life story.

Another cry for eugenics. This woman from Mississippi is pregnant, her man is in jail, she's growing pot, trying to get high off candy and learn to "cook" cocaine...

* "how u grow home grown marijuana and it get u high":http://www.aolpsycho.com/user/12061943#14
* "how u add more thc to yo weed plant":http://www.aolpsycho.com/user/12061943#91
* "how to cook cocaine from baking soda":http://www.aolpsycho.com/user/12061943#121

--and it's HERE she gets concerned:
* "at 8 month pregnat can u take a alka-seltzer ":http://www.aolpsycho.com/user/12061943#79

Classic.

this person is a genius:

*how much do a 1 2 oz of marijuana weigh - 21 May, 01:46

I think that this person... definatly pregnant but wants to look like a cat