Users tagged hispanic

Besides his obvious interest in transexuals, gay men and beastiality, he also wants to volunteer for marijuana research so he can get free pot! He is worried about being deported though and needs a work permit.

I think that this person is a Hispanic Female who:

* Waiting for her baby's daddy to get out of jail
* Works on a farm
* Wants to move
* Wants a car
* Bought a car
* Wants to spend money on lowering it instead of buying toys for her new baby (who has two heads)
* Got a ticket for pimping her ride
* Wants free toys
* Can't wait to get her "hecho en mexico" chicano tatoo
* Is going to do her own tatoo

I think that this person is a hispanic person in Texas who has a green card but has been convicted of a minor offense. He is worried about how it will affect getting a job and getting into college. He also has bad credit.

I think that this person is an hispanic hotel employee in Miami.

Clues:

- Repeated searches for "eecu in fresno"; this is most likely the Educational Employees Credit Union. Combined with another search for "la campesina in bakersfield" and the baby name searches below, I think we have a hispanic schoolteacher near Fresno.

- Lots of searches for baby names, strollers, pregnancy information. So it's a pregnant woman of childbearing age. A later search narrows the baby name search to boys, so she probably had the sex determined. She was searching specifically for Aztec, Spanish and Brazilian names, strengthening the Hispanic hypothesis. If we assume that she could be fairly certain of the pregnancy at 2 months, the start of searches in March suggests an October/November due date.

- She looked for information on Carribean cruises and BMWs; she's reasonably well off.

SO:

This is a female, hispanic schoolteacher, living and working near Fresno, CA, probably between 25 and 35 years old. She's expecting her first child, a boy, in October or November.

I think that this person is gay

Semi-illiterate. Probably a bi-sexual teenage male. Listens to gothic and alternative music. Probably a new-yorker. Maybe hispanic.

I think that this person is hispanic

I think that this person might quite possibly be a danger in their own mind.

He/She likely is male, lives in the NY area maybe Apollo?, and wants to join the the Thin Blue Line.

Whether he expects an invasion over the Northern border hes keen to practice popping the peasants crossing the Southern as his video game preferences show.
Until the call to serve comes knocking he is at home with his Pet Fish and Canaries, worrying that his BodyMassIndex may thwart his destiny as a hero.

He has made enquiries about starting out with a BB Gun, and some other enquiries on this computer that he'd like to be "cleaned off" Great attention to this subject of cleaning his machine. Maybe AOL is not his only provider, and maybe he never contemplated they would share his searches. He likes listening to the The Cars when hes not playing Sniper Save the Nation.
His one weakness might be a fondness for tickling websites, but too many little boy pictures in that line of enquiry.

I think that this person is a hispanic school kid. Simpsons fan, searches for solutions to math problems. Some quite obivious misspellings, i.e. "pichers". Also searches for "culos" & "putas"