Psychic analysis of AOL usersPictures of dead people make him hungry??
9. murder photo 23 Mar, 22:20
10. steak and cheese 23 Mar, 22:22
11. photo of death 23 Mar, 22:30
And honestly... who searches for "poop", in between searching for a way to kill your wife??
User 17556639 (wife killer) |
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Personality analysis
Was highlighted in "several blogs":http://www.webcitation.org/5I281WZej as somebody who contemplated to "kill his wife". Later identified as Jason, a car repairman from South Orange, NJ, who wishes to remain anonymous.
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Jason says that it was all a big hoax to see if the federal government was watching him. "You see, I had a feeling big brother was monitoring me, so I put in all those crazy search items to see if AOL would contact me. Instead, I end up all over the internet."
When asked about his wife, Jason commented: "sadly she passed away last month in a completely natural and in no way related to the fact that I searched 'how to kill my wife' and 'car crashes' online... car crash." He then returned to munching on his Steak and Cheese sandwich from a shop he found "while searching aimlessly and harmlessly on the internet."
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Comments
Anonynomousity 23:07 08 Sep 06 X
Anonymous 19:48 07 Dec 06 X
steak&cheese is a website that was pretty popular at my highschool. it used to have funny/embarrassing/uber-adult images, occasionally depicting violence, now im pretty sure its 100% violence. often very strange- like someone who was speared by a frozen stream of piss released from an aircraft
AOL user 17556639 (wife killer) searched for:
| Keyword | Found site | Date | |
|---|---|---|---|
| how to kill your wife | → | www.killmywife.com | 23 Mar, 22:09 |
| how to kill a wife | → | www.msnbc.msn.com | 23 Mar, 22:11 |
| poop | → | www.heptune.com | 23 Mar, 22:12 |
| dead people | → | dpsinfo.com | 23 Mar, 22:13 |
| pictures of dead people | → | www.lies.com | 23 Mar, 22:15 |
| murder photo | → | www.pbase.com | 23 Mar, 22:20 |
| steak and cheese | → | www.steakandcheese.com | 23 Mar, 22:22 |
| photo of death | → | www.photostogo.com | 23 Mar, 22:30 |
| dead people photos | → | www.theage.com.au | 23 Mar, 22:33 |
| car crashes3 | → | umlander.info | 23 Mar, 22:40 |
| wife killer | 23 Mar, 22:11 | ||
| killed people | 23 Mar, 22:16 | ||
| dead pictures | 23 Mar, 22:17 | ||
| death | 23 Mar, 22:33 | ||
| photo of dead people | 23 Mar, 22:35 | ||
| www.murderdpeople.com | 23 Mar, 22:37 | ||
| decapatated photos | 23 Mar, 22:39 | ||
| car crash photo | 23 Mar, 22:41 |
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Max_Evil 02:54 16 Aug 06 X