AOL users with descriptions

I think that this person is a patent clerk without too much to search. Velcrow couch almost made me laugh.

I think that this person... is lost.

I think that this woman is falling in love with a man and wants to turn him on with candles, beer, and love oils. What does she mean by "hog hunter"? Does he track and kill swine, or is he into large women?

Has bad credit has some mental health issue commits welfare fraud or looking into how to. If a women is over weight? If is a man likes big women? Has a kid maybe?

I think that this is a family in Arkansas. May be planning a trip to New York City.

I think that this is a black woman who has some sort of hangup with Dwayne and Stephanie Eley of Charlotte, NC. She is desperate for an unlisted phone number, but seems to have their address down pat. It appears she has a child support issue, but she's not above stopping her desperate search to check out some hairstyles and Louis Vuitton. Every once in a while a toddler stops by and bangs on her keyboard, but it is definitely her computer. There was one instance where someone snuck in a sex search, but I doubt it was her.

I think that this person likes ebay, working on cars. Probably drives a 2001 Dodge. Appears to have little ones who like to play games on the computer.

I think that this person is probably a male. Spends a lot of time looking for online casinos. May have anxiety issues.

Strange Indian gayman that wants to sell bait shoot things with arrows.!

I think that this couple lives in Virginia. It looks like they are looking for a new pet, possibly a yorkie or a poodle. Someone likes Days of Our Lives. Someone else likes biggest booties ever.

I think that this person is a sick puppy. He likes music, BDSM, masturbation, kiddie porn, hardcore porn, transexual porn, beastiality, gay porn, rape porn, cartoon kiddie porn. There is some other poor soul in the house who is searching MarthaStewart.com and looking for images of an ultrasound of a 4-month girl.

I think this person is a probably in his 20's. He is heavily into sports with a moderate amount of cars and porn thrown in. A typical guy in other words. He has dark hair which he wants to bleach blonde. He's looking for work.

Banks and balls!!!

IS THAT IT?

I think that this person is a stay-at-home who has been busy working in her garden in Florida. She got weed killer on her bare hand and developed a rash. She's worried that her 7-year-old daughter is not growing appropriately and she needs to take her to the eye doctor. Appears to do quite a bit of online shopping.

I think that this person likes cars, billiards, and jet skis.

I think that we're in the Army now with a baby on the way. The poor dog ate some raw pasta and they need to find out how to make him puke.

I think that this is a couple with small children. The man is a video game junkie. Wants to know if "at home video game tester" jobs are for real. The woman is concerned about her weight and is worried her boobs might shrink too much if she loses enough weight.

I think that this person is trying to find their father.

Teenage girl in Peru, Illinois loves Aaron Carter and Jesse McCartney. She wants to go to the movies also.

War of the Worlds Cliff's notes, hernia repair and spitballs. Wants to learn how to speak black too!

I think that this person just moved to the Southern Michigan/Northern Indiana area. There appears to be an electrician in the family. They want to buy a Busch neon sign. Their schnauzer has ear problems. They own a stair-stepper. They are researching their family history in Kentucky.

A possibly identifiable woman who appears dangerously distraught over her breakup, intending harm toward her ex-boyfriend who lives at 100 kent farm road hampstead new hampshire.

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I think that this person... is a nice person.

I think that this person...a woman who plays tennis
Has a child that graduated and is attending casper college wy.
possibly lives in cheyenne wyoming
planned a fla. vacation possible a graduation present
has or a girfriend is suffering with postpartum depression

It appears the Arranda children of Austin, Texas dominate the computer in this household. They've even searched for local sex offenders. Someone wants to know how to French kiss, another wants to lose weight in their stomach. I am a little mystified as to why they need help with a Spanish to English translation though.

I think that this person badly needs a date.

This is a gay, black male who either has a mohawk or a preference for mohawks.

I think that this person likes to look at breasts and may be one of Ohio's most wanted.

This one mostly wants free sex, but will settle for a tasty date.

I think that this person...She was very good.

This pedophile plays the SC Education lottery.

I think that this person... Is Crunk

I think that this Western New York resident needs an anatomy lesson. Wants to know where pee comes from in the vagina. Interested in punk hair color and fake tattoos.

I think that this person likes porn, beastiality and Fords.

This person works as a medical transcriptionist. They either live in New York or work for an account in New York.

I think that this computer is in the Kallemeyn household in Tinley Park or Palos Heights, Illinois. Dad, Todd, owns? Kallemeyn Automotive Center. Mom, Becky, appears to be employed by Simon Homes. I suspect son, Josh, is the one who gets up every morning and searches for naked women. He must have a job though because he's usually done by 7:30.

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This person just started a new job as the manager of a micrographics unit. They want to be a good boss. Apparently, they aren't overly qualified for the job as they need help figuring out what to do about cellophane tape on documents. They also want "step by step instructions on how to manage a micrographics unit."

a gay guy obsessed with men's speedo bulges

vanessa yoingco !

Female, probably 20s, unemployed. Hobbies: Gambling.

This girl is pregnant and has been dumped by her boyfriend.

I think that this person...was doing the New York Times crossword puzzle of 18th March 2006.

I think that this person...gay!!!!!!!

This is an Air Force pilot who likes stereos and fat Asians.

I think that this person doesn't know there is anything on the internet other than porn.

I think that this person either hires a lot of escorts or just wishes he could.

I think that this is a household computer in the home of someone in Eugene, Oregon. One searcher appears to be the lady of the house who is into decorating, cooking fine dinners, and shopping. The other searcher is into beastiality and guns.

Note: The boy named Matthew appears to someone who was from Eugene and is now dead. A memorial service was held around this time. Perhaps this person knew him or saw something on the news. (edited)

I think that this person is a California police officer who wants to buy property in Montana and has a penchant for thongs.